What am I doing to enjoy the Chinese New Year Eve or the golden weekend? I sit on my couch, play the DVD, watch Last Vegas and write down the quotes. Last Vegas is a comedy drama that talked about 4 old men (grandpa) who had bachelor party in Vegas.
1) Archie : How's the titanium hip, man?
Sam : No, the hip was last year. It's my knee. I'm thinking about having my balls done next.
2) Billy : I got something important here, all right?
Archie : Oh shit, Billy
Sam : Heart or Cancer?
Archie : Prostate? What?
Billy : Why every time the phone rings, you think somebody's dying? I'm getting married
Archie : What?
Sam : Wow.
Archie : To young lady who's half your age?
Billy : She's almost 32
Archie : Billy, I have a hemorrhoide that's almost 32.
3) Sam: Look at Archie, he's divorced and miserable. I've been married almost 40 years, I wish I was as miserable as Archie.
4) Sam : We fly in on Friday, Saturday we give you the best bachelor party in the history of mankind, and then on Sunday your child-bride flies in and Voila
5) Paddy : If you think I'm leaving this apartment, you're dumber than that hat.
Sam : Say what you want to me, but leave my hat out of this, okay? My hat has never done a thing to you.
6) Paddy : Once a selfish bastard, always a selfish bastard.
7) Sam : Where'd you got the extra hair?
Archie : His ass.
8) Archie : Knock this shit off. We're here to celebrate Billy marrying an infant
Billy : She's not an infant
Archie :Shut up, Billy! Sam :Archie, blood pressure?
Archie : I need this. Sam needs this. And believe it or not, you two jerk-offs need it most of all.
9) Archie : I'm gonna go find some damn water and take all my damn pills. Then we gonna get this damn party started.
10) Sam : My wife of 40 years has given me permission to basically cheat on her this next few days, And so I just wanted to let you know, in case, I'm available.
11) Paddy : I'll tell you what brings us to Vegas, a big fat liar. I just wanted to come over and tell you how much I enjoyed your performance.
12) Sam : Our friend Hazelnut is tying the knot on Sunday.
13) Ling : You started with fifteen thousand, now you have 102.000
Sam : That's enough, I'm done.
14) Curtain, music, lightings, and if you're really feeling adventurous,we now have color television.
15) Paddy : No one calls us names except us. You understand?
16) Paddy : I'm gonna ask you something. Do you love this Lisa girl the way I loved Sophie?
Billy : She's a wonderful person, really great human being.
Paddy : Well, that's great. I'll vote for her when she runs for Congress. Billy, you're gonna be 70 years old. Tomorrow you're marrying a 31-year-old woman who you proposed to at a funeral. Tomorrow, I'm gonna ask you again if you love her. I expect a better answer.
17) Billy : Well, I wouldn't expect a dickhead like you to know about legends like us.
18) Sam : Ask the girl to dance, don't tell her. Okay? Tell her how beautiful she is, not how sexy she looks to you. Tell her that from the time she walked in here, you have not been able to take your eyes off of her.
19) Paddy : He's not in love with you. He likes you, I know he likes you a whole lot, but he doesn't love you like the way that he should. I can't let him marry you.
20) Billy : I'm really interested in the performer. She's the most amazing woman I ever met, and I just can't believe in two days that she's, you know, inside my heart. But, I don't want her to know, because, you know, with gorgeous women, they like men that like to play hard to get.
21) Lonnie : Ain't nothing in this world that's deeper than loyalty and love, except for loyalty and love between thugs.
a girl who prefer to sit and watch than hang out with 'friends'.
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