What am I doing to enjoy the Chinese New Year Eve or the golden weekend? I sit on my couch, play the DVD, watch Last Vegas and write down the quotes. Last Vegas is a comedy drama that talked about 4 old men (grandpa) who had bachelor party in Vegas.
1) Archie : How's the titanium hip, man?
Sam : No, the hip was last year. It's my knee. I'm thinking about having my balls done next.
2) Billy : I got something important here, all right?
Archie : Oh shit, Billy
Sam : Heart or Cancer?
Archie : Prostate? What?
Billy : Why every time the phone rings, you think somebody's dying? I'm getting married
Archie : What?
Sam : Wow.
Archie : To young lady who's half your age?
Billy : She's almost 32
Archie : Billy, I have a hemorrhoide that's almost 32.
3) Sam: Look at Archie, he's divorced and miserable. I've been married almost 40 years, I wish I was as miserable as Archie.
4) Sam : We fly in on Friday, Saturday we give you the best bachelor party in the history of mankind, and then on Sunday your child-bride flies in and Voila
5) Paddy : If you think I'm leaving this apartment, you're dumber than that hat.
Sam : Say what you want to me, but leave my hat out of this, okay? My hat has never done a thing to you.
